🚫 These plushies were never supposed to drop… until now.
We smuggled these rare plushies from our private vault—experimental samples, unreleased colorways, and surprise finds.
Contains ONE of these "stolen" giants:
- A suspiciously round bunny with a cult following (coughNommicough).
- A gothic icon who pairs best with combat boots (her bow is a warning). 🖤🎀
- A cloud-like dog so pure, he’s basically a serotonin boost. ☁️🐶
- …or the mythical 20" Skullpanda (if found, do not contact authorities).
Packaging may vary. Some fugitives arrive incognito (aka without official boxes). We’re not saying they’re on the run… but let’s just say customs might be involved. 😶🌫️