Because honestly, same.

Meet John — the crocodile who’s permanently done with everyone’s nonsense.
He’s tired AF, soft AF, and low-key the most relatable plushie you’ll ever own.
Made with 100% premium PP cotton and wrapped in ultra-soft velvety microplush, John isn’t here to fight — he’s here to flop.

At first glance, he’s a lazy croc. But deep down? He’s the emotional support reptile you didn’t know you needed. Perfect for naps, cuddles, and silent judgment of your life choices.

Why You’ll Love Him

• Ultra-Soft & Snuggly: Cloud-like plush fabric that’s absurdly huggable.
• Fluffy & Chill: Stuffed with 100% PP cotton for maximum squish and nap support.
• Instant Mood Booster: One look at John’s tired eyes and you’ll feel seen.
• Cute Room Decor: Adds personality to your bed, sofa, or gaming setup.
• Perfect Gift: For anyone who’s running on caffeine, chaos, and vibes.

Perfect For

• Students & Night Owls: Pulling all-nighters? John gets it.
• Office Zombies: Stress relief companion during long workdays.
• Cuddle Monsters: He’s soft, long, and shaped for premium snuggling.
• Collectors: A must-have for anyone who loves plushies with main character energy.

Size: 29cm

Care Instructions

Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap. Air dry. Avoid microwaving (John’s tired, not toast).

TL;DR

Tired AF John the Crocodile Plushie is your spirit animal in stuffed form — soft, sassy, and perpetually exhausted.
He’s not here to judge your life… but he might silently nap through it with you.